🍭 AI Agents For Finance 💰

Good morning. Our intern told his AI agent to yield farm.

Now he’s buying us all breakfast.

Oh how the turns have tabled.

Let’s dig in.

🍭 What’s Cookin’:

• HeyAnon’s AI Agents

• OpenAI’s Stargate Norway

• Anthropic is sitting out the bidding wars

• 5 brand new AI tools

• And Everything Else 

AI Enters the Finance Wild West
💸 The Startup Using AI Agents to Tame Finance’s Frontier.

The Bite: AI Isn’t Just for Slideshows. It’s Already Executing in the Wild

AI has already proven itself in safe zones:
- Customer service
- Writing emails
- Debugging code.

But what happens when you point it at the most unpredictable, adversarial, and complex environment online?

Enter crypto.

Not because it’s trendy.

But because it’s the perfect place to battle-test agent intelligence.

Real risk. Real capital. No undo button.

HeyAnon is one of the first teams to drop agents, at scale, into this financial frontier and make them useful.

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📼 Noir & Blac + Color Accent (by @CharaspowerAI)

Make one object pop with color in a B&W world.

Perfect for ads, nostalgia, drama, or fun.

1. Click this link for the prompt.

2. Paste into Midjourney and adjust #’s

3. Let it cook.

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OpenAI
🇳🇴 Stargate Norway: AI’s Nordic Power Move

The Bite: OpenAI just announced Stargate Norway: a 230MW hyperscale AI data center set in Narvik, built entirely on renewable hydropower.

It’s part of their “OpenAI for Countries” initiative.


Snacks: 

• 100K NVIDIA GPUs by 2026, targeting Europe’s growing AI demands

• Partners: Nscale (infra) + Aker (industrial legacy) — 50/50 JV

• Norway’s ChatGPT usage is up 4x, mostly from users under 35

• Liquid-cooled chips + heat reuse to power other local businesses

• Access for locals: Norwegian devs and startups get front-row seats

• Stargate UAE came first — this is just Europe’s turn at the buffet

Why it bites: Whoever owns the compute, owns the future.

And OpenAI just planted a very polite flag in Norway’s backyard.

Stargate Norway sounds like AI progress, but it’s also centralized compute wrapped in democratic branding.

Imagine AWS had a little NATO flag on it. Cool? Yes. Sovereign? Let’s talk.

“Big AI”
🎯 Anthropic Says “No Thanks” to $100M Salary Darts

The Bite: While Meta and Google are handing out signing bonuses that look like startup exits, Anthropic’s CEO says they’re sitting this bidding war out.

Dario Amodei told employees they won’t match insane offers because random windfalls can wreck fairness and company culture.


Snacks: 

• Anthropic uses non-negotiable, level-based pay. No bidding allowed

• Engineers are rejecting Big Tech offers, including $100M+ poaches from Meta

• “We refuse to compromise our principles,” Amodei said on Big Technology Podcast

• Some engineers "wouldn't even talk to Zuck" despite monster offers

• Amodei: “Money can’t buy belief in the mission”

• Meta, OpenAI, Google all dropping billions in AI hiring arms race

Why it bites: Anthropic’s trying to build aligned AI, not a fantasy football team.

But in a world where LLMs are trained like NFL prospects and CEOs throw cash like it's Monopoly money, saying no to the money might be the rarest flex of all.

Tool Box 
🧰 Trending AI Tools

🧑‍💻 Okibi
→ Build full AI agents from a prompt. Like Lovable, but with automation superpowers and a flowchart obsession.

📄 projectOS
→ Chat with an AI → Get a resume + personal site. Job hunting just got main character energy.

🎥 Gridapps Testimonials
→ One-stop shop for video testimonials, love walls, and widget flex. Built for social proof addicts.

🖼️ Kombai
→ Finally, an AI agent that gets frontend. Pulls UIs from Figma, text, or code like it went to dev bootcamp.

🚀 Launch
→ Type your app idea. Get backend, frontend, DB, and a human helper. No hacks, just shipping.

👨‍🏫 Chronicle
→ Create designer-grade presentations with AI*

Everything Else
🧠 You Need to Know

📰 Google AI summaries cut link clicks, Pew finds
→ TL;DR now means less CTR. Publishers aren't thrilled.

🛡️ China probes Nvidia citing AI chip security risks
→ Just in time for export restrictions

💸 Meta to spend up to $72B on AI infrastructure in 2025
→ Zuck said GPU go brrrr, then signed a check with 10 zeros.

👨‍💻 GitHub Copilot crosses 20 million all‑time users
→ That clippy-looking sidekick just became the world’s busiest junior dev.

🧠 Meta will not open source it’s super itelligence models
→ “We believe the benefits of superintelligence should be shared with the world as broadly as possible,” wrote Zuckerberg.

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