šŸ­ Canvas, Claude, and Critical Thinking 🧠

Claude’s evolving, Canvas is organizing, and kids can’t cheat in peace.

Good morning. The robots are studying, your phone's a classroom, and Jack Dorsey built a messaging app that ghosts Wi-Fi.

We’re not saying the AI apocalypse is here.
But it is asking if you’ve done your homework…

Let’s dig in.

šŸ­ What’s Cookin’:

  • Anthropic’s raising at a $170B valuation

  • Google’s Search AI just became your study partner

  • ChatGPT gets passive-aggressive with Study Mode

  • 5 brand new AI tools

  • Everything Else: layoffs, land grabs, and servers stealing your city's water

Claude
šŸ¤– Anthropic nears $170B valuation

The Bite: Anthropic is reportedly closing in on a $3–5B raise led by Iconiq Capital, pushing its valuation to a casual $170 billion.

Nearly triple what it was just four months ago.

But the money trail might have some questionable names on the list.


Snacks: 

  • Iconiq Capital leading the round

  • Qatar, Singapore funds also circling

  • Valuation jump: $61.5B → $170B

  • CEO uneasy about ā€œauthoritarianā€ investors

  • Internal memo: ethics ≠ viable strategy

Why it bites: Anthropic preaches alignment, but you can’t pay for GPUs with moral clarity.

Turns out, building safe AI might mean shaking hands with dictatorial regimes.

šŸ­ Steal This Prompt šŸ­
šŸ”® Retro-Future Utopia

Retro and Future all at the same time.

Set the scene with this series of prompts, optimized for Midjourney.

We used 1 of 4 of @LudovicCreator’s prompts from this post. But you can find the exact prompt he used for each of the 4 images above.

  1. Click this link (prompt)

  2. Paste into Midjourney

  3. Let it cook.

Compliance
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  • Convert ideas or existing content into designer-grade decks

  • Edit with pre-built widgets or embed your existing work

  • Export PDFs or share interactive links

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Search
šŸ” Google’s AI Mode: Upgraded

The Bite: Google’s AI Mode is getting serious upgrades including:

  • A new ā€œCanvasā€ feature to build study plans,

  • Real-time video Q&A with Lens,

  • Desktop file uploads for document-deep dives.

With the rise of AI first browsers, Google’s making search no longer passive.


Snacks: 

  • Canvas = a side panel that builds and edits study plans

  • Upload PDFs, class notes, or syllabi (soon)

  • Search Live uses your camera for real-time, back-and-forth Q&A

  • ā€œAsk Google about this pageā€ now works on desktop

  • PDF and image uploads now supported in AI Mode

Why it bites: Google’ blurring the line between search engine and AI assistant.

The only thing it hasn’t indexed yet is your dreams (but give it until Q4…).

OpenAI
šŸ” ChatGPT Releases Study Mode

The Bite: OpenAI just dropped Study Mode, a new ChatGPT feature designed to make students think harder instead of just copy-pasting answers.

Instead of solving the problem, ChatGPT now asks you questions back like an annoying but well-meaning TA.

Remember that Texas teacher that walked out on the job because of ChatGPT?
Think she’ll come back now?

Snacks: 

  • Rolls out to Free, Plus, Pro, and Team users today

  • Edu accounts (aka school-wide plans) coming soon

  • ChatGPT may withhold answers unless students engage

  • No admin controls to enforce it (yet)

  • Study = brain use; essay = brain off, per June study

Why it bites: Study Mode wants to be your tutor.

But let’s be real…

If students can toggle it off, they will.

Until there’s a ā€œNo Escapeā€ button, critical thinking is still extra credit.

Tool Box 
🧰 Trending AI Tools

šŸ–Œļø Cuty AI
→ Chat your way to stunning images or edits—skip the Photoshop night classes, make weird art in seconds.

šŸ—£ļø WalletGPT
→ Log expenses just by talking. Voice-first, hands-off, judgment-free—even when you say ā€œPumpkin Spice everything.ā€

🩺 SelfDDx
→ Symptom checker that thinks like a doctor. Actually asks questions, doesn’t just WebMD you into an existential crisis.

šŸ”Ž Google Search Web Guide
→ AI-organized search results. Finally, Google that sorts links like your brain wants (instead of the SEO goblins).

šŸ« Snack it
→ Save anything, auto-moodboard it, then turn inspo into AI prompts for Midjourney or Gemini. The ā€œPinterest for chaos brains.ā€

šŸ—ŗļø Guidde*
→ Guidde’s AI creates video guides in seconds, 11x faster. 100% Free.

Everything Else
🧠 You Need to Know

šŸ“¶ Bitchat hits the App Store
→ Jack Dorsey dropped a Bluetooth-only chat app with no login.

šŸŒ Google bets $37M on African AI
→ Grants for food security, education, and 40 local languages. AI meets real-world impact.

šŸ“‰ Atlassian layoffs go full Black Mirror
→ Workers got fired by auto-generated video.

šŸ’§ AI’s power + water problem
→ VA Tech says data centers guzzle juice and water like frat bros in July. Blackouts incoming?

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