🍭 CEO's: "We are Doomed" 💣

Good morning. It’s Tuesday and we’re talking (p)doom before you’ve finished your coffee.

Just a casual Tuesday.
Nothin’ to see here…

Let’s dig in.

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🍭 What’s Cookin’:

• The probability AI will wipe out humans

• Robots v Robots: EDM Edition

• And Everything Else

• 5 trending AI tools

p(doom)
☠️ AI Doom Isn’t Fringe. It’s the Forecast

The Bite: A growing number of AI builders, including execs from OpenAI, Google, and Anthropic, are now casually dropping the same stat:

There’s a 10 25% chance AI wipes out humanity.

Not a fringe theory.
That’s their math.

The term they use is p(doom).

Probability of doom.
Casual, right?


Snacks: 

🍭 Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei puts p(doom) as high as 25%

🍭 Elon Musk’s p(doom) is around 20% but he’s still building

🍭 Google CEO Sundar Pichai: risk is “actually pretty high”

🍭 Engineers admit they don’t fully understand how LLMs work

🍭 Several AI safety leads have already quit over these concerns

Why it bites: This isn’t sci fi.

It’s CEOs running trillion dollar labs hoping their kill switches work.

Imagine Boeing announcing, “We don’t know how the autopilot works, but we’re confident it won’t crash into a school.”

Now scale that to civilization.

Want my honest opinion?

It’s like watching the world’s smartest people build a time bomb and live stream the countdown.

AI v Music: Round 2
🎛️ AI Drops the Beat, AFEM Drops the Rules

The Bite: The Association for Electronic Music (AFEM) just dropped a 3 part framework for AI in music.

Aimed at keeping creators from getting deepfaked, underpaid, and replaced by vibes.

Their “AI Principles” go full DJ Dad Mode:
consent, attribution, compensation. Simple, but potentially game changing.


Snacks: 

🍭 AFEM reps 300+ members across 40 countries in the $12.9B dance music economy

🍭 AI music tools pulled 60M+ users in 2024, per IMS Business Report

🍭 Principles target issues like AI generated vocals and revenue opacity

🍭 Major labels now flirting with licensing AI startups they recently sued

🍭 AFEM wants moral rights + proper credit built into AI pipelines

Why it bites: Dance music was born from machines.

Now it’s fighting to keep the humans in the loop.

If AFEM’s rules catch on, they could be the MIDI cables that link artists to AI profits.

But with the majors sniffing cash, there’s a real risk the “framework” becomes just another footnote in the terms of service.

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Big Biz
👥 Cam Enters the Chat: Part 1/4

The Bite: Cam had just been laid off.

Good at ops.
Bad at waiting.

He didn’t want a new job.
He wanted a client.

So they did what most don’t:
They started listening.

Snacks: What Cam Noticed

🍭 Nobody was selling automations.
They were selling certainty.

🍭 Everyone kept mentioning onboarding flows.

Turns out, businesses don’t need another dashboard.
They need new clients to stick.

🍭 Someone dropped a free sales deck.

Cam downloaded it, swapped in their logo,
And suddenly felt like he had something real to offer.

Why it Bites: Cam didn’t post. Didn’t pitch.

Just listened.

And by the end of that first day,
they weren’t thinking about tools.

They were thinking about churn.

Next up?
They send the deck.

Make sure to come back tomorrow and we’ll check in on Cam’s story.

Everything Else
🧠 You Need to Know

Alta raises $11M for ‘Clueless’ core AI fashion

→ Jenny Wang’s startup just secured an $11M seed to build a digital stylist that lets users try on outfits with AI avatars. Michelle Obama’s stylist is in. So is LVMH.

AI detects hidden heart disease using old CT scans

→ Mass General’s AI found early signs of heart problems using existing scan data 89% accuracy, 10 year mortality predictions, and VA wide potential.

Reddit stock jumps on AI ad tools

→ Reddit launched AI powered campaign tools that surface positive convo snippets and real time insights. Share price popped 4%, even with YTD losses.

Hinton says plumbers are safe, paralegals are not

→ The “Godfather of AI” warned that most white collar jobs will vanish soon and Gen Z should consider a wrench over a résumé.

The ad industry has entered its AI reckoning

→ WPP and Publicis say generative AI is gutting ad workflows. 60% of agencies use it already. Expect faster creative, more layoffs, and hyper personalized spam.

Tool Box 
🧰 Trending AI Tools

🧠 AgentX: Build your own AI workforce

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🗣️ Fluidworks: Onboarding that actually talks back

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