šŸ­ Geopolitics and Garlic Knots: A Normal Monday šŸ•

OpenAI lawsuits, pentagon pizza traffic, and 5 new AI tools to round it out.

Good morning. We just watched the Pentagon leak a missile strike via pizza orders.

OpenAI got sued and Goldman Sachs gave 10,000 suits access to their own AI.

In other words: the vibes are unstable, the tools are multiplying, and even Papa Johns is doing OSINT now.

Let’s dig in.

šŸ­ What’s Cookin’:

  • Pentagon pizza surge tips off U.S. strike on Iran

  • OpenAI pulls Jony Ive promo after trademark smackdown

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This portrait prompt gives you that grayscale glow-up.

Shadowed, serious, and suspiciously genius.

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Pizza > CNN
šŸ• Pentagon Pizza Orders Predicted Today’s Iran Strike

The Bite: Yesterday’s biggest intel didn’t come from CNN. It came from a Papa Johns near the Pentagon.

It came straight from Papa Johns near the Pentagon.

Minutes before mainstream reports about an Iranian retaliation of U.S. missile strike on Iranian sites, internet watchers were already raising eyebrows at a spike in pizza orders around key D.C. spots.

Welcome to the Pentagon Pizza Index: where mozzarella meets military ops.


Snacks: 

  • PenPizzaReport flagged ā€œHIGHā€ pizza traffic near the Pentagon at 12:10pm ET

  • Freddie’s Beach Bar, a popular Pentagon watering hole, had unusually low foot traffic

  • Pizza spikes predicted Israeli strikes last month too

  • First spotted in the ’90s during Desert Storm

  • Google Maps data = the new geopolitical Bloomberg Terminal


Why it bites: This isn’t a meme.

It’s crowdsourced OSINT with marinara sauce.

If Domino’s is our new war correspondent, we’re either entering a golden age of transparency… or the world’s dumbest apocalypse.

Jokes aside, in a world drowning in spin, bots, and propaganda,
pepperoni and cheesy breadsticks might just be the purest information source we’ve got left.

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OpenAI
āš–ļø OpenAI's $6.5B Jony Ive Hype Video Gets Yanked

The Bite: OpenAI just deleted its promo video for io; the secretive AI hardware startup backed by $6.5B and designed by Apple legend Jony Ive.

Not because the deal collapsed (it hasn’t), but because a judge hit them with a restraining order over the name io, after another startup, iyO, filed a trademark complaint.


Snacks: 

  • The video hyped Sam Altman + Jony Ive’s AI device collab

  • A court says the io name may violate iyO’s trademark

  • iyO came out of Google’s incubator, now makes AI earbuds

  • OpenAI pulled the video from YouTube + its site (still up on X)

  • Deal is ā€œon track,ā€ per Bloomberg, despite the legal hiccup

Why it bites: This was supposed to be OpenAI’s ā€œone more thingā€ moment.

Jony Ive, billions in funding, and a shot at redefining hardware.

Now it’s tangled up over a name that looks like a password typo.

Great design starts with details… but maybe also with a trademark lawyer?

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