🍭 Grok Goes with Telegram 📩

Good morning. Elon’s betting big on Telegram while our intern fights with his hallucinating AI all week.

Does he not know?
Doesn’t have to be this hard lil bro.

Let’s dig in.

What’s Cookin’:

• TG <> Grok

• AI Doesn’t have to hallucinate

• 5 AI Tools that our intern uses daily.

• Steal This Prompt: Product → cinematic dream

• And Everything Else you Need to Know

Grok/xAI
🤖 Telegram Bets Big on Grok

The Bite: Telegram just plugged into xAI’s brain. Grok is coming to a chat near you.

But with a $300M price tag and a revenue split juicier than your crypto bag in 2021.

Snacks: 

• xAI is investing $300M in cash + equity

• Telegram gets 50% of Grok subscriptions sold via the app

• Launch = Summer 2025. Integration = full send across all Telegram apps

• Use cases: smarter search, auto-drafted messages, and hopefully not AI-generated crime tips

Why it bites: This is the Silicon Valley Special: Add AI. Pray for profit. Dodge the subpoenas.

Meanwhile, Telegram CEO Pavel Durov is out on legal sabbatical after an arrest in France.

He’s facing a 12-count indictment that reads like a Netflix doc — child exploitation, drug rings, and “Telegram didn’t moderate hard enough” allegations.

But it also points to something deeper:

AI isn’t just a feature anymore — it’s diplomatic cover.

While Telegram gets grilled for enabling crime, Grok gives it the chance to say, “Look! We’re innovating!”

Even as courts close in, cash opens doors.

And for xAI?
It’s Musk’s trojan horse into private messaging — a billion-user sandbox to train, scale, and maybe sell more of his “free speech AI.”

Grok on Telegram is less about users. More about leverage.

Watch this space:
Grok might help draft your birthday texts today.
But tomorrow? It could be writing policy.

Because when you inject AI into a billion-user comms network, you’re not just adding smarts — you’re shaping narratives, at scale, with no paper trail.

🍭 Steal this Prompt
📽️ Turn a product into a cinematic dream.

This one turns an ordinary object (like a Nutella jar) into a high-end surreal ad you’d expect from Apple, not aisle 3.

🖼️ Output: A surreal, centered, hyperreal photo with a hidden twist

🎥 Acts like: Cinematographer + creative director + brand strategist

🍫 Use it for: Product mockups, concept campaigns, ad experiments, or brand decks

1. Hit this link (prompt)

2. Once in GPT 4o, replace the “#” with your brand and subject

3. Watch it turn your product into an art-directed, campaign-ready masterpiece.

🍭 Try the prompt on Snack Prompt 🍭

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Big Biz
👻 When Your AI Starts Hallucinating

The Bite: Businesses don’t fear AI. They fear what happens when AI lies.

Imagine your AI customer rep confidently quoting prices you’ve never set. Or your AI sales assistant inventing a return policy on the fly.

Welcome to the quiet nightmare keeping execs awake at night:

AI hallucinations.

Snacks: 

🍭 Real-World Nightmares
→ Recently, Cursor AI’s customer-support chatbot, “Sam,” hallucinated a fake policy restricting users to one device per subscription.
→ Users panicked. Subscriptions were canceled. Trust was damaged instantly.

🍭 Unpredictable AI = Unacceptable Risk
→ Businesses crave predictable, consistent results.
→ A single hallucination about pricing, policy, or product could lose customer trust forever.

🍭 “Close Enough” Isn’t Enough
→ If you’re an enterprise, 99% accuracy isn’t impressive. It’s terrifying.
→ They need 100%. Anything less feels reckless.

Why it Bites: A solopreneur recently faced exactly this situation:

Their client wanted an AI customer-support agent.
But they were terrified: “What if it invents policy? Pricing tiers? Customer promises?”

Instead of panicking, the solopreneur leaned on a stupid simple system:
→ Context Layer (KMS): Tight, controlled knowledge base. No guesses allowed.
→ Validation Layer (OMS): Every AI-generated output was checked. Wrong answers never reached a customer.

Suddenly, “hallucination anxiety” disappeared.

The client got exactly what they needed: An AI agent that never lied.

Here’s your actual advantage:
It’s not who has the fanciest automation, or the most powerful model.
It’s the invisible systems that ensure certainty and trust.

Because when your AI stops hallucinating, so do your clients.

And that’s exactly how tiny, invisible systems turn quiet anxiety into confident scale.

Tool Box 
🧰 Trending AI Tools

📸 JoggAI 3.0 — turn any product into photo/video ads with lifelike AI models

📱 Coso.ai — auto-generates social content that matches your brand’s tone + trends

🧠 Mistral Agents API — build AI agents with memory, tools, and orchestration baked in

🎧 Nomi — real-time sales copilot that listens and suggests responses on Zoom/Gmeet

🔗 Taplio — grow your LinkedIn presence with AI post-gen, scheduling, and engagement tools

Everything Else
🧠 You Need to Know

Salesforce buys Informatica for $8B — it’s all about feeding cleaner data to its AI agents

→ Agentforce just got a data scrubber. MDM meets Marc Benioff.

Microsoft tests Copilot for Gaming on mobile — your Xbox app just became a second screen sidekick

→ Ask it what to play, how to win, or when your Game Pass bills you again.

Context raises $11M to rethink office suites with AI — chat-first, data-deep, and built for the AI-native worker

→ It’s like Notion and a research intern had a baby, and it runs Python.

Rillet gets $25M to kill legacy accounting software — its AI closes books in hours, not weeks

→ A third of customers are ditching NetSuite. CFOs, grab your defibrillators.

Netflix’s Reed Hastings joins Anthropic’s board — streaming czar gets serious about AI safety

→ From DVD mailers to Claude ethics czar — Reed’s next act is existential.

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