🍭 Meta's Vibes + LawyerGPT

Good morning. We adopted a stray AI video, named it Vibes, and made it sleep in the guest room so the main feed gets some rest.

Let’s dig in.

🍭 What’s Cookin’:

• LawyerGPT gets fined $10K

• Meta brings the vibes

• And Everything Else

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🧘‍♂️ Meta’s Vibes: A Quarantine Zone for AI Slop

The Bite: Meta just launched Vibes, a feed made entirely of AI-generated videos inside the Meta AI app (and on meta.ai).

It’s basically Reels with a hazmat suit.

Finally, a place where “is this real?” lives in one sandbox.

You can spin up clips from scratch, remix others, and blast them back to Vibes or even cross-post to IG and Facebook.

Snacks:

• Where It Lives: In the Meta AI app + meta.ai.

• Make Stuff: Start fresh or remix clips.

• Share It: Post to Vibes, or cross-post to IG/FB.

• The Mood: One big AI-only stream—TechCrunch cried “AI slop.”

• Rollout: Dropped Sept 25, rolling out now.

Why it bites: TechCrunch is reading like it’s slop for the sake of slop just to s**t on AI.

This is containment.

By walling off AI videos, Meta’s could make feeds cleaner, labels clearer, and remixing feel more like play than fraud.

It’s less about tricking people and more about building a trust bubble where everyone knows the content isn’t “real.”

Warp
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Steal This Prompt
🏋️‍♂️ One Click Personal Trainer

Turn your messy fitness goals into a custom plan;
workouts, schedule, and nutrition.

All without spending an hour fiddling with macros or rep schemes.

Also works for: “I have two dumbbells and a grudge against burpees,” and “Train me for the Office Chair Olympics.”

1. Click this link for the prompt

2. Copy the prompt

3. Paste into GPT

4. Replace the #’s with your info (goals, gear, time, injuries)

5. Watch it cook (your couch becomes a gym and your gym becomes afraid)

   
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🧠 You Need to Know

🗣️ Alibaba drops Qwen3-TTS

Multi-timbre, multi-lingual TTS for more natural, expressive audio.

It emphasizes strong performance in English and Chinese.

💰 Greptile bags $25M Series A

Benchmark leads; Eric Vishria joins board.

Greptile also announced v3, an agent architecture claiming >3× more critical bug detection.

📸 Google expands AI photo edits

“Help me edit” expands from Pixel 10 to eligible U.S. Android phones.

Users can describe changes by text or voice, enabling edits from simple fixes to imaginative alterations in Google Photos powered by Gemini AI.

🎵 Suno ships v5 music model

Now for Pro/Premier users; promises richer audio, authentic vocals, more control.

Suno frames it as a foundational upgrade powering its most advanced creation tools.

🤖 1X seeks $1B at $10B valuation

Backed by OpenAI and EQT; focus is NEO Gamma, a soft-bodied home robot.

Early trials are underway in San Francisco, with a broad consumer rollout targeted for December 2025 pending reliability and safety milestones.

Fake Lawyers
👨‍⚖️ LawyerGPT

The Bite: A California appeals court just dropped a $10,000 fine on a lawyer after finding 21 of 23 quotes in his filing were straight-up AI fabrications.

We know them as “hallucinations".

It’s the biggest slap yet for AI fakery in the state.

And it lands right as California’s judiciary told every court:
ban generative AI or publish your own policy by Dec 15.

While lawmakers spin their wheels, judges are writing the actual rulebook.

Snacks:

• 1The Fine: CA lawyer nailed for 21 fake quotes → $10k.

• The Rule: New mandate: every court must ban AI or set policy by Dec 15.

• Not Isolated: NY’s Avianca case also saw sanctions for bogus ChatGPT citings.

• Pattern Building: Puerto Rico lawyer hit with $24.4k over 55 bad citations.

Why it Bites: Courts are stepping up where politicians won’t.

By slapping fines and mandating rules, they’re sending a clear message:
use AI, but own the output.

That means labeling when something’s fully AI-written, keeping sensitive info out of public tools, and, most importantly, checking every quote like your license depends on it.

Because now? It does.

The trust math is simple: clear rules + real penalties = less AI slop, more accountability.

And if it takes a few $10k bonks to get everyone verifying their receipts, so be it.