🍭 TikTok Teacher Rage Quits. 🤬

Good morning. If teachers are quitting because kids aren’t using AI (the right way), are we completely cooked?

Meanwhile, a Texas school [still] runs entirely on AI and students are thriving.

So yeah, pick your fighter.

What’s Cookin’:

• China: “AI space constellation computation”. Let’s figure out wtf that means.

• High School Teacher rage quits. Blames it on AI.

• AI diagnostics market. $5.4B by 2030. 

• 4 AI design tools that your design team is rolling their eyes about

• And everything else…

Space
🚀 China Launches the First AI Cloud… In Space

The Bite: China launched 12 satellites that don’t gather data… they “reason” about it. It’s the world’s first orbital AI computing cluster.

A literal floating GPU cluster. Built to run AI in orbit. No zoning permits. No chill.


Snacks: 

• Built by ADA Space + Zhejiang Lab. Star-Compute Program

• Capable of 5 POPS + 30 terabytes of on-board storage.

• 1 of the 12 satellites carries a cosmic X-ray sensor to spot gamme-ray bursts and other space chaos.

• Processes all data onboard. No need for servers on the ground.

Why it Bites: This is ins’t about satelite imagery. This is autonomous space compute. Sounds like a MF Doom album.

Zero Latency. Zero Oversight. Infinite Solar Power.

Think AWS, but floating. Sovereign. And designed for national AI superiority.

Zoom out: this is China building the ‘stratosphere layer’ in its AI stack. At scale.

Us? We’re cool in the KMS layer.

If Apple or OpenAI built this you could imagine the same 12 satellites but:

→ It’d come with a $12.99 subscription model. iCompute Mini or GPT-Sky-Ultra.
→ You’d need a dongle to access the cosmic X-ray sensor
→ Every time they passed overhead you’d get a push notification saying “Your AI is now 6% more aligned with humanity. Remember to be empathetic 🩵”

And if Elon got involved?

They’d skip everything else and go straight to mining Dogecoin in space.

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Education
👩‍🏫 Teacher rage quits. Blames AI.

The Bite: High school English teacher alt-f4’d the classroom because students kept turning in ChatGPT essays and “…can’t read”.

Her final assignment? A TikTok rant titled “I don’t have faith in some of these kids.”


Snacks:

• 10th-grade English teacher goes viral decalring “AI and tech are ruining childhood education.”

• Claims students can’t read, can’t pay attention, and don’t care.

• Said she’s not blaming the kids, just the system… Wonder what Alpha School thinks? A school in Texas with the complete opposite POV.

• “Ban tech until college.” “Just look at the test scores.”

Why it bites: We get it. Screens are melting brains and AI is the new homework dealer. But the solution isn’t to unplug everything until they’re 18 and to read Shakespeare by candlelight.

It’s teach AI literacy, not rage quitting the classroom.

The irony? She said we should teach older students how to use AI properly… and then bounced out before doing that.

Hot take: if you’re out here calling for radical change, maybe stay long enough to radically change something. 

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AI Finance
⛏️ The Next AI Gold Rush

The Bite: A new market report says AI in diagnostic is going to hit 5.4 billion by 2030.

Translation? Every radiologist, pathologist, and NP might soon be working next to a GPU that’s better at spotting tumors than humans.

Eder’s personally talked about this multiple times. Maybe it’s not a bad thing…


Snacks:

• AI is already diagnosing conditions faster, cheaper, and with fewer errors.

• Radiology and pathology are the top dog in terms of market share.

• Oncology is next, then Neurology.

• Software spanning across all these disciplines makes up nearly 50% market share.

• Companies on the rise: Aidoc, Zebra Medical, Imagen, and NovaSignal. — Early movers, FDA-cleared, VC-backed.

Why it bites: GPT-CT-Scan4o. And it’s coming for every clinic, hospital, and mobile MRI van in the states.

→ Early diagnosis = longer lives, lower costs, more data
→ Market’s wide open for AI-native platforms that build from the ground up
→ Real-world performance > fake LM Arena benchmarks.
→ Investors who missed the AI tooling wave are quiety moving to bio-AI and health infra.

There’s a whole subsector of “invisible AI” quietly transforming medicine while everyone’s yelling about deepfakes and HomeworkGPT.

GPT-CT-Scan4o. I made this up btw…

Everything Else
🧠 You need to know

🦾 Databricks Aquires Neon: The data analytics platform snatched up an open source alternative to AWS Aurora Postgres, for about $1 billion.

→ “The era of AI-native, agent-driven applications is reshaping what a database must do,” said Ali Ghodsi, co-founder and CEO of Databricks.

🔗 Google’s Gemini now connects to GitHub: Import repos, debug with prompts.

→ But keep your dev team close.

🇺🇸 Trump Admin Scraps Biden’s AI Export Rules: Biden wanted tiered restrictions. Trump’s DOC said “nah” and rug pulled his rules.

→ No chip ban, just guidance and vibes.

🔍 Meta faces EU legal threats over data scraping.

→ Watchdog group NOYB says using 20 years of user data to train AI is “neither legal nor necessary.”

🧪 AI drug discovery is speeding up. Clinical trials aren’t.

→ Without coordination, we’ll have a million miracle molecules stuck in limbo.

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