🍭 OpenAI Drops Another Tool 👨‍💻

The code writes itself now. Sales still doesn’t know what to ask.

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Good morning. Codex just shipped a bug fix on your behalf. Meanwhile, 47% of salespeople are still arguing with ChatGPT about how to write a subject line.

The AI divide isn’t technical. It’s philosophical.

Who’s delegating, and who’s drowning?

What’s Cookin’:

  • Codex Is OpenAI’s Full-Stack Dev Agent

  • Sales Teams Are Not Okay (And It’s Not AI’s Fault)

  • 5 tools to build faster, market smarter, and think less

  • Steal This Prompt: Helicopter Icon Ad Generator

  • And everything else…

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OpenAI
Codex: OpenAI’s Full-Stack Engineering Agent

The Bite: OpenAI just dropped Codex. A cloud-based AI agent that writes, debugs, tests, and commits code on its own.

Not just suggestions. Full tasks run in parallel inside sandboxed environments.

Powered by a version of o3 fine-tuned for software engineering using reinforcement learning on real coding workflows.

It’s not helping you write code. It’s out here shipping it for you. Literally

Snacks: 

  • Fix bugs, write features, answer code questions, open PRs

  • Runs tasks in isolated cloud environments (no local setup needed)

  • Uses AGENTS.md to learn repo-specific workflows + testing instructions

  • Verifiable output: terminal logs, test results, and citations for every step

  • Rolling out now to Pro, Team, and Enterprise users


Why it Bites: This is a shift. Copilots → Contractors.

It’s trained to follow your coding style, your tests, your folder spaghetti.

And it doesn’t just suggest it delivers output with citations, logs, and working tests.

Early users (Cisco, Temporal, Superhuman) are already offloading their dev chores like they just hired 10 unpaid interns who never sleep.

The future isn’t typing faster it’s delegating smarter.

One day soon, “engineer” might just mean “AI task router with a cool laptop sticker.”

“…that’s how AGI arrived. not with a bang, but with a stunned pause”

🍭 Steal this Prompt
🚁 Helicopter Icon Ad Generator

Your brand, your product, one absurdly aesthetic chopper.

This prompt generates high-gloss, cinematic ads with a branded helicopter lifting your logo, product, or service into the clouds. To ze choppa!

🧠 Inspired by @hc_dsn’s viral 3D concept
📷 Output: Scroll-stopping, cloud-floating ad visuals
⚙️ Acts like: Art director + 3D render stylist + luxury brand intern
🌍 Use it for: Brand launches, portfolio flexes, fake startup clout

  1. Hit this link (prompt)

  2. Drop your brand name, tone, and product (real or fake)

  3. Copy/paste the prompt into GPT 4o

“How to turn vaporware into helicopterware.”👇

Tool Box
🧰 Trending AI Tools

🎧 Lofizen
A minimalist focus app with music, visuals, and tools to keep you deep in the zone.

⚡ Zapier MCP
Connect your AI to 7,000+ apps so it actually does stuff, not just talk about it.

🧠 BrainGrid
Turns your half-baked ideas into Cursor-ready specs so it stops guessing and starts shipping.

🐇 CodeRabbit
AI-powered code reviews that catch bugs, suggest fixes, and save you from endless pull request purgatory.

🍪 Granola 2.0
The big one. Slack, Notion, Discord — all your convos, AI-indexed and unlocked.

👀 Spot The Fake Startup! 👀

On Friday, we gave you five startups. Four were fake. One was real.
Drumroll please… 🥁

The real startup was: Clerky

Yes, the very real legal platform helping startups with formation, fundraising docs, and other fun paperwork things no founder actually wants to do.

The rest?

→ Snibbo: Still just a dream in a comic nerd’s head
→ Gleekr: Sadly, no VC has funded a spit-based social network (yet)
→ Zapkart: Boats? Logistics? Please.
→ Dimeflow: Invest your attention span? Sounds like an NFT waiting to happen

New round drops this Friday.

Keep your pitch decks close and your bullshit detectors closer.

AI in Sales
⛏️ Sales Teams Are Not Okay

The Bite: A new report from Breakthrough says AI isn’t helping sales teams close, it’s helping them… edit decks and question their life choices.

Turns out “sounding human” still requires being human.


Snacks:

  • 47% of sales pros use AI daily for 30–60 mins

  • Top use cases: content gen, prospect research, meeting prep

  • Main complaint: too much iteration, not enough usable output

  • Privacy isn’t the fear — “loss of control” is

Why it bites: Sales is about trust, tone, and knowing when to shut up.

AI’s great at looking right but still stumbles on sounding right, especially when stakes are high or nuance matters.

This is the tension we’ll keep seeing:

AI speeds up generic tasks, but still struggles with context, conviction, and creativity.

The best reps?

They won’t replace themselves.

They’ll use AI to buy back time and double down on the parts that actually move the needle.

Can you tell which image is real?

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Everything Else
🧠 You need to know

🥤 Coca-Cola Launches Fizzion: An AI Tool for Branded Creativity: In partnership with Adobe, Coca-Cola’s new AI platform turns logos, fonts, and images into smart assets that know how to scale across formats — no human alignment meetings required.

🫀 AI Breakthrough: Researchers in Tokyo built an AI tool that uses a high-speed microscope to track platelet activity — potentially replacing invasive catheter tests with simple blood draws.

🧠 AI Boosts Dementia Detection in Hospitals: Aussie researchers used natural language processing (NLP) to scan medical records for signs of dementia. Catching more cases than traditional hospital coding ever could.

🪓 Microsoft Lays Off 6,000: Including Its Director of AI despite the company spending billions on AI initiatives.

🎹 Elton John Blasts UK Gov Over AI Copyright Plan: Sir Elton called ministers “absolute losers” for trying to let AI firms train on artists’ work without paying and warned it would “rob young people of their legacy and income.”

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