🍭 Agents, Acquisitions, and AI Aesthetics 🎨

Long live the prompt (and your taste). The IDE is dead.

Good morning. AI agents are posting to X, firing IBM, and spinning up vibe marketing campaigns while you sip coffee.

AI out here doin’ the most.

But you? You’ve got something they don’t: this email.

→ Our founder, Eder, is cooking something others don’t have either… ←

What’s Cookin’:

  • Vibe Marketing is the new Growth Hack

  • OpenAI flips back to nonprofit mode (under pressure)

  • IBM claps back at federal AI funding cuts

  • And everything else you need to know…


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Vibe Marketing
📦 Vibe Marketing 101: From Campaigns to Systems

The Bite: Vibe Marketing is what happens when you hand a marketer 100 AI agents and a flowchart.

Just like Vibe Coding, this isn’t a trend, it’s the blueprint for solo marketers and small teams that want to scale enterprise style.


Snacks: 

  • Less "ad campaign," more automated flywheel. Think Gum Loop + Claude + N8N + OpenRouter.

  • AI agents scrape Reddit, summarize insights, write content, and fire off outreach — at scale.

  • Pixar-quality video? AI newsletters? Competitor-scraping CRMs? All doable in a day.

  • The toolkit includes: Replit, Manis, OpenRouter, Midjourney, Claude 3.7, and Google Sheets.

  • Vibe marketers test like day traders: 50 angles at once, micro-adjusting daily.

Why it bites: This ain’t prompt engineering — it’s system design with ADHD. If you're still running marketing like it’s 2018, Vibe Marketing’s already lapped you, launched a cohort course, and auto-scheduled the tweets. twice

Here’s the cheat code
Command + Context = Output

Every few weeks, prompting gets more Stupid Simple.

So now, context isn’t just king — it’s Bezos Altman.

The better your input, the spicier your output.

Garbage in? Garbage viral thread out.

🍭 Steal this prompt
Your Logo → Frosted Glass

Minimal. Classy. Startup-screensaver-core.

Turn your logo into a frosted-glass badge on black, remove the background, then blur & blend it into a sexy sci-fi backdrop.

With this prompt, turn your logo into a frosted-glass badge on black, remove the background, then blur & blend it into a sexy sci-fi backdrop.

Full prompt and tutorial here👇

  1. Hit this link (for the prompt)

  2. Hit this link for the tutorial

  3. Copy + paste the prompt into ChatGPT 4o

  4. Upload your logo and follow the directions in the tutorial

  5. Now you’re logo got a makeover just in time to go viral

AI Paradigm Shift
🤷‍♂️ AI Survival Kit: The Job Market Just Got Upgraded

The Bite:  Megan McArdle says AI isn’t an apocalypse — it’s a paradigm shift.

And most of us are wildly unprepared.


Snacks:

  • She warns that ignoring AI because "you tried it last year" is like judging Teslas based on a Model T.

  • AI will shake up every word- and data-based profession — and it’s already started.

  • Your go bag: learn the tools, double down on human connection, and stay adaptable.

  • In a world of synthetic content, authenticity isn’t a vibe — it’s a moat.

  • If you're not testing AI weekly, you're falling behind.

Why it bites: This isn’t "AI is coming." It’s "AI already came, ate your job, and is now helping someone else scale theirs."

Pack your bag.
Learn the tools.

Don’t bring old assumptions.

The new job security? Becoming the AI-native version of yourself.

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Tool Box
🧰 Trending AI Tools

🧑‍⚕️ Finch by FutureHouse 
Prompt in biology data, get instant analysis.

Think: first-year PhD, no Red Bull.

📱 Google’s Simplify
Dumbs down dense web text using Gemini. “Simplify”. Get it?

Because who has time to think these days?

🤖 Rtrvr AI 
Web agent that posts to X while you're still making coffee

✍️ Balzac AI
SEO blog writing on autopilot, no burnout included.

🎨 Seedream 3.0 
2K images + sharp multilingual text = social gold.

Test Your Skill
Snack Quiz: Choose The Real Image 🔍

Can you tell which image is real?

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IBM
🙅‍♂️ IBM → DC: “Fund AI Like You Mean It”

The Bite: IBM CEO Arvind Krishna is fed up with federal budget cuts to AI R&D. And he's got $100M in canceled contracts to prove it.

Snacks:

  • NSF, CHIPS Act programs, and AI directorates are getting gutted under the new FY2026 budget.

  • IBM lost 15 federal contracts — about $100M — just last quarter.

  • Krishna says federal R&D as a % of GDP is at historic lows.

  • Public R&D returns 25–40% annually — better than most VC portfolios.

  • His bet? The cuts won’t stick. Within a year, R&D will bounce back.

Why it bites: You can’t win an AI arms race with an empty wallet.

Krishna’s right — starving science to score political points is how you end up licensing breakthroughs from your competitors.

ngl… It still seems like a greedy billionaire crying because his mommy took his piggy bank — but he’s right…

Source: TechCrunch

Everything Else
You need to know 📈 

🔮 Gemini 2.5 Pro levels up – Google dropped a surprise pre-I/O upgrade:

Faster, smarter, and now passes junior-dev evals with senior-level judgment.

Logan Kilpatrick spilled the tea here.

🤝 Relevance AI raises $24M to build workplace-ready AI agents

With 40,000 agents on deck and customers like Activision, Relevance is gunning to be the Salesforce of AI teams.

They just closed a Bessemer-led Series B.

🎬 LTX drops open-source model with local cinematic power

30× faster rendering, timeline controls, and full-scene editing… all on your own GPU.

LTX just made AI video feel like Final Cut Pro.

🇺🇸 Nvidia warns U.S. “China chip war could cost $50B”

CEO Jensen Huang says losing access to China’s AI market would be a “tremendous loss” after export curbs nuked $5.5B in sales.

He's still preaching agility — and American AI dominance.

👨‍💻 OpenAI just bought Windsurf for $3B and declared war on IDEs

Cursor who? This is OpenAI going full Thanos on dev tools. The IDE is dead. Long live the prompt.

More on the $3B code-gen power play.

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🍬 P.S. Been thinking about it?

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A group of curious, ambitious builders is starting to form.

If you’ve been piecing together your AI workflows alone, this is the kind of space where things start to click faster.

A place to talk shop, swap ideas, and move a little quicker (and feel a little less crazy while doing it).

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