🍭 Pope: “AI Risks Human Dignity” ⛪

Faith meets AGI. Plus: crypto chaos, free tools, and 'Cam: Pt 3'

Good morning. It’s Thursday and the Pope is back in the AI news while Sam Altman still can’t find the exit.

One’s quoting scripture, the other claims he’s not aiming for world domination.

Sure Sam…

Let’s dig in.

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🔮 The Future of AI, According to Sam Altman

The Bite: On his brothers podcast, Altman says real action will be in scientific discovery, autonomous businesses, and maybe, just maybe, humanoid robots before 2030.

Forget your standard AI parlor tricks.

Oh, and OpenAI’s vision?

Less “app”, more ethereal, omnipresent assistant that knows you better than your therapist.


Snacks: 

  • Science Autopilot: AI’s about to hit PhD level discovery mode, first stop: astrophysics.

  • AI driving for regular cars; humanoid robots coming. The bottleneck? Engineering, not brains.

  • GDP: AGI may land quietly. People will still chase clout probably by podcasting.

  • AI building AI, fueled by fusion. Solar system = one big power grid.

  • Corporate Warfare: Meta’s attempting to poach the OpenAI team.
    No hits yet.

  • IRL: Altman never asked for fame just loves puzzles. World domination? Not really his thing. (He’s not foolin’ you and I though…)


Why it bites: Altman’s vision cuts to the philosophical heart of AI’s future:

We’re prepping for scientific revolutions and societal shifts while casually flirting with existential scale energy demands.

It’s less about the tech itself and more about who controls it and why.

So buckle up.

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OPENAI <> MICROSOFT
⛪️ Pope Leo’s AI Crusade: Saving Souls from p(doom)

The Bite: Pope Leo XIV is sounding alarms on AI’s existential threats, channeling his namesake’s Gilded Age activism.

Tech CEOs tried cozying up to Rome with slick pitches.

But Leo’s pushing back hard.

Advocating global treaties and AI oversight that prioritizes humans, not algorithms.

Snacks: 

  • Holy Treaty, Batman! Pope wants AI laws; Big Tech clutches its pitch deck.

  • You ≠ Algorithm: Leo warns bishops that reducing people to code flattens human dignity. TL;DR: souls aren’t software.

  • Talk It Out: Dialogue across ages and sectors > endless scrolling.

  • Pope Remix: Cites Benedict on community, Francis on courage. TL;DR: Church needs a 2025 update.

Why it bites: Leo’s stance isn’t just sermon material; it’s global ethics with Vatican level clout. (the oldest clout to still exist today)

As tech grapples with existential scenarios (cue the p(doom) theorists), having the Church remind you humans aren’t simulations feels both surreal and necessary.

If a 2,000 year old institution is raising the alarm, maybe it’s time AI startups recalibrate their moral compasses.

CAM: PART 3
📞 Cam Takes the Call

The Bite: The call started strong.

But halfway through, the client hesitated.

“This all sounds good… but what if something breaks?
Will we be able to control it?
Can we even see what it’s doing?”

Cam paused.
Smiled.

And walked him right through it.


Snacks:

🧠 He Knew the Objections
Cam had already studied the 3 fears:

→ Loss of control
→ Lack of governance
→ Lack of visibility

🔒 He Showed the Guardrails

Not buzzwords. Real logic. Real validation.
A system designed with oversight baked in.

🧰 He Talked Like a Partner

Not “I’ll build something cool for you.”
But “We’ll build a system that won’t surprise you.”


Why it Bites: Solos who win don’t sell the tool.

They lower the stakes of the decision.

That’s what closed the deal.

Tomorrow: Cam delivers. Fast.

And the result? It speaks for itself.

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i’m not bad…
right?

ai can barely handle our interns trauma…
someone tell him to get a proper therapist plz…

simpler times…