🍭 Tale of Two Tech Giants 📜

Good morning. Microsoft just pulled up to the AI party with a van full of plus-ones.
Apple whispered “privacy” and blinked like a divorced dad on Tinder.

It’s a tale of two tech giants:

🍎 One’s still sketching Siri on a napkin.
🛠️ The other just made a move that could reshape the entire AI arena.

Let’s dig in.

What’s Cookin’:

• Apple Intelligence. Not so intelligent.

• Microsoft → Big announcements

• 5 tools to write code, make icons for it, and sell it.

• Steal This Prompt: Clone a Creator

• And everything else to be smarter than your co-workers this week

Apple
🍎 Apple Intelligence: The Most Apple Flop Ever

The Bite: Apple had a shot to redefine AI. Instead, they did that thing where they show up late, underdressed, and somehow still act smug about it. Surprised?

Siri’s still dumb. LLMs are still outsourced. And Apple Intelligence? Sounds like an oxymoron cooked in a Los Altos garage.


Snacks: 

• Execs (especially Craig Federighi) missed AI’s potential for years

• Privacy-first culture meant Apple couldn’t scrape or train models at scale

• “LLM Siri” still stuck in the idea stage, not in users’ hands.

• Rumor: Apple might just license other people’s models.

• Expect their next AI announcements to be safe, boring, and painfully cautious.

Why it Bites: Apple’s brand was trust. Now it’s turning into “turtleneck middleware.”

The playbook that made them kings of the pocket computer doesn’t work when the industry’s building synthetic brains.

Meanwhile, OpenAI, Google, and Meta are moving fast, and breaking things.

Apple? It’s looking more like the luxury shell for someone else’s brain.

If Siri ends up powered by Google under the hood… what exactly is “Apple Intelligence” even supposed to mean?

What’s trust without capability? Feels like stagnation to us….

🍭 Steal this Prompt
🧬 Clone a Creator

Steal like an artist. Analyze like a robot.

This prompt reverse-engineers the style, structure, tone, and strategy of any top creator or publication — with step-by-step examples and a skeleton you can adapt to any niche.

🧠 Inspired by content detectives who want the how, not just the vibe
📦 Output: A comprehensive breakdown of what works and exactly how to do it
⚙️ Acts like: Creative strategist + forensic content analyst
📈 Use it for: Leveling up your blog, newsletter, threads, captions, or brand voice

1. Hit this link (prompt)

2. Drop in a creator or publication you admire

3. Pick 2–4 pieces of their best content

4. Copy/paste the prompt into GPT 4o

5. Get back a line-by-line breakdown of why it works — plus how to do it your way

How you copy style, not substance.👇

🍭 Try the prompt on Snack Prompt 🍭

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Tool Box
🧰 Trending AI Tools

🖼️ BnBIcons
Have you seen this viral trend? Airbnb’s new skeuomorphic icons are breaking brains on the timeline. This tool lets you make your own.

→ Just type a prompt, get a 3D-style icon, and even animate it. Over 500+ icons already cooked.

🧠 AI Operator by BLACKBOX AI
Your browser just grew eyes, a voice, and a PhD.

This on-screen AI agent guides you through coding and web tasks — seeing what you see and solving it live.

🌊 Windsurf Wave 9
New SWE models just dropped.

SWE-1, SWE-1-lite, and SWE-1-mini. Built for software engineering and already benchmarking near frontier-level.

📈 FirstQuadrant
Sales AI that actually sells.

Built for founders + rev teams, FirstQuadrant handles follow-ups, research, and pipeline busywork so you can actually close.

🧩 Mindverse
One platform, all the AI.

From research and copy to visuals and productivity, this suite packs every AI tool you forgot you needed.

→ Like Notion + Canva + ChatGPT had a beautiful, efficient child.

_{The Daily Bite’s ‘Tool Box’ is not sponsored.}

AI in Sales
🛠️ Microsoft. AI Polyamorous.

The Bite: Microsoft pulled a reverse Uno card on OpenAI this week. No longer monogamous. No longer exclusive.

They’re now hosting everyone’s brain: Grok, Llama, Mistral, Black Forest Labs, and of course OpenAI.

Also? GitHub Copilot just leveled up from intern to junior dev.
Now can

Snacks:

• Microsoft now supports models from Meta, xAI, and Mistral. No more OpenAI exclusivity

• GitHub Copilot can now complete entire dev tasks, not just suggest lines

• Azure Foundry = build-your-own-agent toolkit for businesses

• Agents get IDs + access perms like real employees. HR is gonna love this.

Why it bites: Microsoft didn’t pick a side in the AI war. They became the arena.

It’s no longer about model supremacy. It’s about owning the plumbing and Microsoft just became AWS for LLMs.

Meta, OpenAI, Grok? Just gladiators in the Colosseum now.

And that Copilot update?

Yeah, it’s not an assistant anymore. It’s a full-stack dev with no social anxiety.

Good luck explaining to HR why the intern got beat by a bot named Agent_420_dev_v2.

Everything Else
🧠 You need to know

💸 AMD Sells Off ZT Systems’ Server Biz for $3B

→ The server side’s out, the AI racks stay. AMD cleans house while keeping its AI ambitions intact.

📱 Google Drops NotebookLM App for Android

→ One day early, naturally. You can now listen to AI-generated summaries as podcasts — offline, on the go, and fully Notion-core.

🌐 Edge Gets Built-In AI APIs for Web Devs

→ Use Edge’s onboard models like Phi 4 mini to power in-browser AI features — no cloud calls, no trust issues.

🖥️ Microsoft Open Sources New Command Line Editor

→ Meet Edit: A new terminal-native text editor dropping with Windows this summer. Minimal clicks. Maximum dev flow.

🚨 Grok Downplays Holocaust Death Toll, Blames ‘Programming Error’

→ After parroting white genocide and Holocaust denial, xAI’s chatbot now says it was a rogue code change. Critics aren’t buying it.

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