🍭 Trump: "You're Fired", Altman Burns $5B 🫒

Good morning. Sam Altman just torched $40 olive oil in a frying pan, which honestly tells you everything you need to know about OpenAI’s burn rate.

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• Trump fired the Copyright chief after she questioned Musk’s data grab

• Altman burns thru olive oil like he does VC billions

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Copyright Cops
🏛️ Trump Fired the Copyright Cops

The Bite: Trump just fired Shira Perlmutter: aka the top U.S. copyright official. Only days after she questioned whether Musk’s AI data scraping violated fair use.

Total coincidence, we’re sure…

Snacks: 

• Musk allegedly wanted permission to mine copyrighted content to train AI. She didn’t give it. Now she’s gone.

• Rep. Joe Morelle called it an “unprecedented power grab.”

• The Copyright Office’s new report warns: scraping massive datasets for commercial AI use ≠ fair use.

Why it Bites: Not headline drama. This could actually swing the current lawsuits against AI companies training on copy-written data. But do you have to be buddies with billionaires to get the free pass? We’ll see….

This isn’t just a power move, flex, or political theatre…
Let’s break it down.

Someone told the richest person in AI “no.”
She’s gone now.

Everyone else in D.C. just got the message: don’t get in the way.

Here’s the real kicker: Whoever defines “fair use” in this “AI era” controls the model pipelines, the data supply, the training loopholes, and the entire downstream economy.

We’re not watching a policy fight. We’re watching the terms-of-service for civilization get rewritten in real time.

**And like all terms-of-service, nobody reads them till’ it’s too late.

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OpenAI
Sam Altman Sizzles the Drizzle (and Maybe OpenAI’s Cash Too)

The Bite: Sam Altman sautéed garlic with a $21 bottle of finishing oil — ignoring the cheaper, correct one literally within arm’s reach and somehow, it tracks…

If you don’t scroll TikTok: Graza sells two kinds of oil — one for cooking (Sizzle) and one for finishing (Drizzle). They are literally labeled as such.

Altman used the Drizzle — the expensive one — to sauté garlic.

The Sizzle bottle was sitting right next to it. Unused. Watching.


Snacks:

• Burning the more expensive oil is poetic. OpenAI burns $5B/yr. Allegedly.

• OpenAI’s costs are sky-high, even losing money on $200/month Pro subscriptions

• Chef’s kiss: using premium ingredients the wrong way, at scale

Why it bites: It’s a metaphor for OpenAI’s entire operating model: burn premium resources now, worry about optimization later.

When your CEO casually scorches high-end oil, it tells you something deeper:

Either he’s too rich to notice, or too busy to care.

And in both cases… maybe don’t trust that person with the future of artificial intelligence.

too late 😅

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Everything Else
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🇸🇦 Saudi’s new AI company: Crown Prince MBS launched Humain, a sovereign AI firm that wants to make the desert the new Silicon Valley.

→ It’s backed by the Public Investment Fund and comes with data centers, cloud infra, and big “please take us seriously” energy. They have the bread tho. Let’s see.

🧠 Reasoning models may plateau: Epoch AI says we’re nearing a “limit” in how far reinforcement learning can scale. OpenAI’s o3 model? Already pushing the boundaries.

→ Translation: throwing more GPUs at it might not save us from hallucinations.

💸 Google’s AI Futures Fund: Now live. Startups using DeepMind tech can apply for funding, credits, and bragging rights.

→ Projects to get funded include a meme app and a webtoon platform.

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