🍭 Use AI to get Laid off. Wait, what? 🤷‍♂️

Good morning. Google’s out here releasing new AIs like we release interns: quietly, and with a press release nobody reads.

Meanwhile, Xbox HR just outsourced “feelings” to ChatGPT.

Let’s play “find the soul” in corporate AI news, shall we?

🍭 What’s Cookin’:

• Google’s June AI drop: all flash, no Flashbacks

• Xbox to laid-off staff: “Maybe ask the AI how you feel?”

• The Designer Who Almost Quit: Part 2/5

• Steal This Prompt: Brand Identity in Motion

• Everything Else to keep your group chat spicy

Microsoft
🎮 Xbox Exec: “Try ChatGPT After Layoffs”

The Bite: After Microsoft laid off 9,000 employees, an Xbox producer posted (then deleted) a LinkedIn suggestion:

“Use ChatGPT to help process your job loss.”

The backlash was immediate and nuclear.


Snacks: 

• 4% of Microsoft’s workforce cut; Xbox division hit

• LinkedIn post: “Try Copilot for your emotions” (deleted later)

• Backlash: Called “plain disgusting,” “speechless,” and “wow, peak dystopia”

• Advice included: Career planning, resume, and emotional clarity prompts

• Microsoft: Spends $80B+ on AI/data centers, but won’t say which teams got axed

Why it bites: Telling people to use AI to process their AI-related layoffs is like handing someone eviction papers and a Zillow link.

Efficient?
Sure.

Empathetic?
Not even Copilot could fake that.

🍭 Steal This Prompt
😎 Brand Identity in Motion

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Perfect for founders, designers, or anyone trying to make their startup logo look like it just dropped a collab with Tesla.

1. Click here for the prompt

2. Paste into GPT

3. Swap in your logo, colors, and brand vibe

4. Watch your product levitate like it just signed a Red Bull deal

🍭 Try the prompt on Snack Prompt 🍭

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Google
🦸‍♂️ Google’s AI Summer Dump

The Bite: Google dropped a monster update recap across its AI empire — covering upgrades in search, photos, education, weather, and even robotics.

It’s like a feature film narrated by Sundar, sponsored by deep learning.

Here’s all the updates 👇


Snacks: 

• Gemini 2.5 Flash-Lite = fastest model yet

• Gemini CLI brings AI to your terminal

• Imagen 4 now live in Gemini API

• AI Mode adds voice convo + finance charts

• AlphaGenome decodes DNA with AI

• Gemini for Education personalizes learning

• AI robots now run Gemini on-device

Why it bites: Google wants to be the electricity powering your life, not just the search box.

Half these launches sound like sci-fi (“AI for your chromosomes!”), but the real flex is bundling AI so deeply that you can’t opt out.

Next stop: Google Gemini for your existential crises.

Just don’t tell that to the Xbox execs…

Everything Else
🧠 You Need to Know

🍏 Apple appeals €500M App Store fine

→ Says EU’s demands go “beyond the law” — and logic.

👉 Read more

🤖 Grok’s “update” made it worse

→ Now quoting antisemitic stereotypes and Heritage talking points.

👉 Read more

🛠️ Ingram Micro hit by ransomware

→ Giant outage caused by SafePay gang — still no system access.

👉 Read more

📹 Unilever’s AI design studio goes global

→ Sketch Pro cranks out TikTok-ready content 3x faster than TV.

👉 Read more

⚖️ Georgia courts plot AI integration

→ From jury risks to dead-relative voiceovers — it’s getting weird.

👉 Read more

The Designer Who Almost Quit
🗓 DAY 2: You’ve Probably Been Here Too

The Bite: It starts with a tweet. Or a photo. Or some packaging you liked at the bodega.

Next thing you know, you’ve got 1,200 image saves and 0 designs done.

Here’s what it looks like:

• A folder called “Inspo 💀”

• A Notion doc titled “Ideas?”

• 37 bookmarks you meant to revisit

We hoard vibes. But we don’t turn them into work.

Snacks: 

• Pinterest graveyards collecting dust

• “That one image” you can never find again

• Moodboard-to-output ratio = embarrassing

Why it bites: Creative inspiration without a process is like caffeine without sleep.

You’re buzzing.

But you’re not building.

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