🍭 When God Logs On and GPT Logs Off ✝️

Good morning. The intern tried to teach Claude to meditate; now the breakroom plants all think they’re conscious.

Let’s dig in.

🍭 What’s Cookin’:

• OpenAI’s GPT-5 “solves” math — then walks it back

• Worshippers are using AI to talk to God

• OpenAI drops Atlas, a chat-first web browser

• Oculus vets’ Sesame raises $250M for AI glasses

• Fal.ai hits $4B+ on the multimodal boom

• ToolBox: 5 launches to ship faster

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Truth Social
🦄 People Are Using AI to Talk to God

The Bite: Around the world, especially in India, worshippers are asking chatbots for scripture-backed guidance and even performing rituals with robotic deities.

For many, tools like “GitaGPT” feel like a steady, non-judgmental friend.

For others, it’s… a little uncanny.

If you knew how these models actually work, you’d realize you’re texting the furthest thing from God but the comfort feels real, and that’s the sticky part.

Snacks:

• GitaGPT as confidant: Students like Vijay Meel lean on it weekly for “Krishna”-flavored advice.

• Robotic ritual is here: Aarti via robot arms, animatronic murtis, even a temple’s robotic elephant doing blessings.

• Big orgs lean in: Sadhguru’s “Miracle of Mind” app hit ~1M downloads in hours, personalizing teachings with AI.

• When bots preach weird: Early GitaGPTs justified violence; “Father Justin” okayed Gatorade baptisms — then got “defrocked.”

• Pilgrimage goes digital: Kumbh Mela’s AI helper, virtual darshan, and paid “digital snan” for remote devotees.

• Zoom-out (quick): Text With Jesus, QuranGPT, Confucius & Luther chatbots — the multi-faith lineup keeps growing.

Why it Bites: AI isn’t replacing priests so much as it’s replacing doubt. A confident autocomplete dressed in scripture can feel like certainty, especially when community is scarce and the UX is friendly.

Is this a peephole into a future where belief scales on servers and spiritual authority lives behind a prompt?

Maybe.

The nuance: some folks get real comfort, and that matters.

But bots also hallucinate, encode bias, and don’t know right from wrong. God help us all 😂

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_OpenAI
💃 OpenAI’s Embarrassing Math Becomes a PR Word Problem

The Bite: OpenAI leaders briefly claimed GPT-5 solved multiple “unsolved” Erdős problems.

The kind of legendary math puzzles researchers chase for decades.

Then a mathematician pointed out the “unsolved” label just meant he hadn’t seen the papers yet.

GPT-5 didn’t solve them; it found existing solutions.

Meta’s Yann LeCun and DeepMind’s Demis Hassabis dunked, and the tweets vanished faster than a freshman’s confidence in real analysi

Snacks:

• “Hoisted” Line: LeCun called the backlash “Hoisted by their own GPTards.”

• DeepMind Quip: Hassabis: “This is embarrassing.”

• The Claim: OpenAI VP said GPT-5 “solved 10(!) Erdős problems,” progress on 11 more.

• The Rebuttal: Mathematician Thomas Bloom: site marked “open” = I didn’t know a paper, not unsolved.

• The Walk-Back: OpenAI’s Bubeck: “only solutions in the literature were found,” still “hard to search.”

• The Delete Key: Original victory-lap tweets got pulled..

Why it bites: AI breakthroughs are getting PR’d before they’re peer-reviewed. Labs are racing for headlines, not footnotes, and the result is math-by-press-release:

impressive demos, fuzzy claims, and scientists forced to explain the difference between “new proof” and “nice Google.”