🍭 Wizards, Dragons, and Automations 🧙‍♂️

10 automations to steal + Altman's latest blog

Good morning. We microwaved the future and it’s still too hot to touch.

Grab a fork, we’re taste-testing anyway.

Let’s dig in.

🍭 What’s Cookin’:

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Automations
💸 10 n8n Automations You Can Steal (And Monetize)

The Bite: You’re 10 n8n automations away from deleting half your busywork.

This list is beginner-friendly, copyable, and ships in an afternoon.

Steal the stacks, glue them together, and watch your calendar breathe.

Snackable Automations:

  1. Auto-Scrape Competitor Prices (Shopify) — Stack: HTTP Request/HTML Extract → Google Sheets → Telegram alert; Monetize: raise conversions or sell a “pricing monitor” setup to stores.

  2. Crypto Drop Alerts — Stack: Binance WebSocket → Telegram + Discord; Monetize: package as a $99 “pro alerts” workflow for traders.

  3. Lead → Auto DM → Calendar — Stack: Site form/Webhook → LinkedIn API DM → Calendly; Monetize: client funnel build (charge setup + monthly).

  4. Auto-Post Affiliate Deals — Stack: RSS → OpenAI (rewrite) → Twitter + Reddit; Monetize: affiliate commissions (reported ~$1.2K/mo).

  5. Daily AI Trading Report — Stack: OHLCV API → Python TA → GPT summary → Email; Monetize: $49/mo paid report/SaaS.

  6. Abandoned Cart Recovery — Stack: Shopify trigger → Delay → Email + WhatsApp; Monetize: ROI-tied fee or monthly retainer.

  7. Social Analytics Dashboard — Stack: YouTube + TikTok APIs → Airtable → Retool + weekly email; Monetize: reporting retainer for creators/brands.

  8. AI Customer Support Replies — Stack: Gmail trigger → OpenAI classify + draft → human approve → Gmail send; Monetize: $2K implementation + upkeep.

  9. Auto-Summarize Investor PDFs — Stack: Google Drive → Text extract → GPT summarize → Slack digest; Monetize: finance-team automation package.

  10. Stripe → Notion → QuickBooks — Stack: Stripe event → Notion dashboard → QuickBooks log; Monetize: sell as a template pack (reported $499).

Why it bites: Automation is compound interest for your time.

Even if you never sell a workflow, you’ll miss fewer follow-ups, surface cleaner dashboards, and kill boring tasks at the root.

More brainspace, fewer tabs makes “I’ll do it later” becomes “it already happened.”

Read about it 👈
Apply it: 👇

CodeRabbit
🐇 Free AI Code Reviews in CLI

CodeRabbit CLI is an AI code review tool that runs directly in your terminal. It provides intelligent code analysis, catches issues early, and integrates seamlessly with AI coding agents like Claude Code, Codex CLI, Cursor CLI, and Gemini to ensure your code is production-ready before it ships.

  • Enables pre-commit reviews of both staged and unstaged changes, creating a multi-layered review process.

  • Fits into existing Git workflows. Review uncommitted changes, staged files, specific commits, or entire branches without disrupting your current development process.

  • Reviews specific files, directories, uncommitted changes, staged changes, or entire commits based on your needs.

  • Supports programming languages including JavaScript, TypeScript, Python, Java, C#, C++, Ruby, Rust, Go, PHP, and more.

  • Offers free AI code reviews with rate limits so developers can experience senior-level reviews at no cost.

  • Flags hallucinations, code smells, security issues, and performance problems.

  • Supports guidelines for other AI generators, AST Grep rules, and path-based instructions.

Steal This Prompt
🖼️ Build Any n8n Workflow With This Prompt

Turn any selfie into a soft, flat, Ghibli-style animation frame.
Cute, cozy, and ready for your profile pic.

  1. Click this link for the prompt

  2. Fill in the #’s (what you want the Agent to do)

  3. Copy the prompt

  4. Paste into GPT or Claude

  5. Get back step-by-step instructions, tailored to your experience level (beginner, intermediate, etc…).


    🍭 Try the prompt on Snack Prompt 🍭

Everything Else
🧠 You Need to Know

🧩 Claude Code + Figma via MCP Enables Design-to-Code

📞 OpenPhone Rebrands to Quo and Raises $105M

🧪 CodeRabbit Raises $60M; Shares Office-Style Parody Video

🧭 GenSpark Showcases Agentic AI Browser Workflow

🎬 Kling AI Launches 2.5 Turbo Video Model at Lower Price

Abundant Intelligence/OpenAI
🧙‍♂️ Altman Wants a ‘Gigawatt-Per-Week’ AI Factory

The Bite: Sam Altman just dropped a blog post saying OpenAI wants to build an AI factory that spits out 1 GW of compute every week.

Most of it will live in the U.S., and the endgame is to make “intelligence” as abundant as electricity.
Maybe even a human right.

If yesterday’s wizard-meets-dragon story was Act I (OpenAI spell book + NVIDIA fire), today’s Act II is the factory reveal.

Cool vision, but… the U.S. power grid is already wheezing.

Snacks:

  • 1 GW/week: Altman’s pitch = mass-produce datacenters like Teslas.

  • 10 GW Deal: OpenAI + NVIDIA sign for 10 GW of gear, $100B vibes.

  • Stargate boost: Oracle + SoftBank piling billions into new U.S. sites.

  • Grid problem: Factories are cute, but electricity is the choke point.

  • Story arc:

Why it Bites: If Altman is serious about “AI as a human right,” then compute can’t just be another scarce resource auctioned off to the highest bidder.

Whoever solves the power + build speed puzzle wins the next decade.

Tomorrow we’ll get into the Altman vs. Elon duel;
two wizards, one dragon, infinite ego.

ToolBox™
🧰 5 AI Tools to Turn Notes Into Action

🗂️ Notion 3.0 — All-In-One Workspace
→ Faster docs, smarter wikis, and AI that helps plan, write, and ship across your team.

📝 Meeting.ai — Meetings That Remember
→ Record, summarize, and action your calls with visual notes your team can trust

📹 guidde — How-To Videos in Minutes
→ Capture a workflow once; get a clean, branded tutorial with steps and voiceover.

🪄 CREAO — Team Knowledge Copilot
→ Ask, get answers, and generate docs from your own content—kept private by design.

🧠 YouMind — Personal AI Workspace
→ Organize ideas, chat with your notes, and spin outputs into shareable pages.